Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Okay you can scooch back now. No surprises here: Your wacky aunt Elise was eliminated on last night's Elise Testone and the Tiny Teens. They can finally change the name of the show. (Tiny Queens.)
Last night the judges knocked Elise's obscure Jimi Hendrix song choice, and tonight Jimmy Iovine ragged on her Queen choice as well. He called it a "monotone stadium anthem" that had "come off clubby -- like I was in a nightclub somewhere in the back of beyond." Funny, "a nightclub somewhere in the back of beyond" seems like exactly where Elise has been wanting to perform this whole time. She was sick of performing in bed and bath, is all. It may be time to start living in a tent.
Elise and this show had fallen out of love long ago. Why else would she be spending her afternoons making origami animals at lonely outdoor cafes instead of shopping at the American Idol Outlet Mall (just a giant oval of Tommy Hilfigers) and driving a Ford? Skylar's gotta have it, Ryan!. lol
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